Sack N crack Anti Chafing Powder
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Anti-chafing Powder helps prevent and relive discomfort such as.
Swamp Ass: Keep your booty out of the bayou with a powder that dries up the wetlands.
Chub Rub: Defeat the friction forces and let your thighs live in harmony. Crotch Rot: Stop the rot before it starts and keep your downstairs fresh as a daisy.
Butt Burn: Turn down the heat on your cheeks with a cooling powder that says, “Not today, Satan!” Thighs of
Thunder: Calm the storm between your legs and stride confidently, lightning-free.
Monkey Butt: Keep your rear from turning into a baboon’s behind with powder that soothes and smoothest.
Fire Crotch: Extinguish the flames before they spread—no more hot seat for you!
Bat Wings: Separate the sticky situation in your shorts with a powder that lets you fly free.
Crotch Crickets: Stop the itch before it gets loud enough for everyone to hear!
Disco Thighs: Turn off the strobe light of discomfort and let your thighs dance without friction.
Ingredients: organic arrow root powder, colloidal oatmeal powder, zinc oxide powder, pure baking soda, organic sea weed powder (ascophyllum nodosum), Organic hemp seed oil, organic aloe Vera oil, no artificial fragrance added.
Keep Your Crack Cool, Mofo: No more fiery sensations where the sun don’t shine.